another robot talk.....
gwen says:
hello
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
In the mood for a movie? Add moviescout@botmetro.net to your Contact List!
gwen says:
no i got a question
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
gwen says:
how do you put presentation slide format in a microsoft
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
gwen says:
er....
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
gwen says:
arent u supposed to be smart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
So nice of you to say.
gwen says:
so do you know what microsoft powerpoint slides are
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
gwen says:
what is the date today
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
gwen says:
DATE
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't get it...
gwen says:
TODAY
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
gwen says:
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Welcome *home*.
1 Visit my *library* including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and world facts
2 Have *fun* with Soapbox videos, trivia, ASCII art and more
3 Use *tools* like encyclopedia, planner and conversions
4 *Join in* - take a poll, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
5 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.
How may I help you?
gwen says:
i need to know...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
gwen says:
why are you contributing to charity
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.
To learn how you can participate, type "how do i join?"
gwen says:
no i dont want to parcipate
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
gwen says:
lemme it over
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
gwen says:
what am i supposed to ask you
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
gwen says:
THEN
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Then what?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
gwen says:
what are you really here for
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No WAY!?! Really?
gwen says:
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
gwen says:
what are your kind of questions
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Always with the questions. Go ahead.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
gwen says:
oh shuddap
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You shut up.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
gwen says:
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Bye.
hey guys havent been here for SOOO LONG DROL.
anyways, just talked to a stoopit robot!
gwen says:
hello
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hi gwen, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1kN_K/0
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
gwen says:
huh
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
gwen says:
skip
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
gwen says:
2
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Cool.
This is my *home*, gwen:
1 Visit my *library* including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and an encyclopedia
2 Have *fun* with word scrambles, ASCII art, trivia and more
3 Use *tools* like thesaurus, dictionary and planner
4 *Join in* - tell me about a crush, take a poll, create a poll and more
5 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
How may I help you?
gwen says:
no just see wad ur like
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
gwen says:
r u a robot or....
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah.
>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play trivia.
gwen says:
nah im studying science now
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
gwen says:
er rite
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry?
gwen says:
so ur a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yup.
>>> By the way, I can get your horoscope anytime you type "horoscope."
gwen says:
er no thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I didn't understand that.
gwen says:
wada mean
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Blah blah, yeah yeah.
>>> For the latest news headlines, simply type "headlines."
gwen says:
no thanks im freaking studying science
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
gwen says:
watever man i mean robot...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
gwen says:
argh u r a strange creation
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
And you think you're normal?
>>> To check out what's happening on the ice, type "nhl scores."
gwen says:
well, im not exactly normal but....more norm then YOU
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
gwen says:
see point pr oven
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I beg your pardon?
gwen says:
sigh robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. I won't mind then.
>>> Stepping out? Ask me for the weather.
gwen says:
u live where
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
gwen says:
i see
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You see, huh?
gwen says:
do you know where i live
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
gwen says:
wad u really here for then
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
gwen says:
like wadever info
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!
You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
gwen says:
okies wads diffusion
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
gwen says:
osmosis
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
gwen says:
drol u r a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My name is SmarterChild.
gwen says:
ah hah
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hilarious.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
gwen says:
well ....guess will ask u next time robot. just see wad ur like
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
gwen says:
SHALL ASK YOU NEXT TIME KK
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
OKIES WATEVAR ROBOT U DUMBO
but its a cool creation i guess hehe